maximus_goatimus

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

by Silver January 21, 2005

Maximus Rapagio

The Latin term for "maximum rapage."

Maximum rapage means to pwn or get raped in a video game do to ridiclulous amount of skill.

Dude 20 kill rampage, Maximus rapagio mother f***ers.

by BlackCops February 19, 2011

Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

Maximus chunk

A boy who looks like he lives behind a dumpster and is greasy

That boys a maximus chunk

by Alfiet33 October 25, 2016

maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.

Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?

by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016

Maximus Glutonus

The Maximus Glutonus is the scientific term for a butt. 'nuff said.

„Are you ready for your Maximus Glutonus Transplant, Mr. Welton?"

by CoolGuy17000 June 21, 2018