Marko

A classical definition of a man who is sometimes asshole.

Seems like a hoe in a future.
Seems like a bad friend, but he will always have a pleause to drink with you!
Also, he is great because he keeps your secret like a God although if you are in a fight with him.
He can be so lovely.

Sarah: Look, Marko is overhere!
Ksenia: Maybe we can callout him there?
Sarah: But he is looking like he os in bad mood.
Ksenia: Sure, but he is always ready for a bottle of wine.

by Awkwardwierd1611 January 9, 2018

Markology

The study of weird things. Normally associated with weird human features

The class is going to study Markology this term.

by Alpha Cue August 7, 2018

Markoza

guy who has bigger head than ur mom ass and hes gay

yooo dude u are debili yle markoza

by sharoboiii September 30, 2018

Mardkon

a word used by pedram
It means (GAY)
- ManFucker

Pedram is so Mardkon

by Txic_ October 28, 2020

marko

a fuckboy that most likely will act like he's in love with you and then cheat on you. always puts on a show when he is gonna lose you because he can not live without a GIRL, not gonna lie it's hard to fall out of love with a marko.

"wow did you hear what happened to Alex"

"yes that was such a marko"

by lolchchcjckdlfo March 21, 2019

Mariko

A short most likely asian girl who complains about her height. She is beautiful and can be a force to be reckoned with if messed with. She will bring out her claws if she needs to and will defend her man at all times. If you’re name is kai you’re in luck. But anyways she short and that’s that

Dang look at her she’s such a Mariko

by Jung kookie July 3, 2019

Marko

Marko is a serbian jewish duck who loves drinking. You will notice him by his walking and immediatly think he is a duck. His ancestors were in auschwitz.

Person 1: Oh look a duck
Person 2: No you idiot, that is Marko Simunic

by Desperaso January 26, 2019