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Dirty Margarita

The act of placing salt on the rim of an anus and inserting a lime wedge in the anus. Then you lick the salt, take a shot of tequila and then bite the lime out of the parntners ass.
Yeah dude i got so messed up last night Amy and I did a dirty margarita.
by Pedrothelandscaper June 2, 2011
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bhandari margarita

An alcoholic beverage originating in Brooklyn, New York. It contains lime and pineapple juices with Absolut Vanilla vodka, triple sec and a splash of Jack Daniels.
Customer: Hey, can I get a Lime Martini?
Bartender: I'm sorry we only have Bhandari Margaritas.
by CoCoCocoa May 13, 2008
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Miami Margarita

When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
by ResoluteRadio September 1, 2017
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McHenry Margarita

Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.
Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?
by rapidrowe September 19, 2012
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Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 25, 2021
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Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!
Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!
by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
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Bongwater Margarita

A Bongwater Margarita is when you pull so hard that water covers the rim (mouth piece) of the bong, similar to salt on the rim of a Margarita.
Ty: damn this is like a Bongwater Margarita...
Riley: did you get it all over the rim?
Ty: yeah and it was nasty as fuck
by birthdayriley May 10, 2014
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