dematteo maneuver

Action one takes when a problematic situation arises and there are no rational solutions present. The action is to hide at a reliable, safe location for approximately 5 minutes and then proceed to revisit the problematic scene once again with high hopes of everything being miraculously back to normal.

The transportation in LAX was a mess. The car and driver (arranged by client's office) from Barry Limo was not here upon arrival. That's when I called you and when Mr. Green called his office. There was a black SUV rampside that I asked the front desk about but she said that the driver was waiting for a different tail number (I verified that the tail number was not one of our other plane's tail numbers). There was really nothing we could do for him (I'd already asked Mr. Green if he wanted me to check on rental car availability which he declined). He appeared to be working it out with his office so we went back out to the plane. When we were walking back into the FBO a few minutes later, Mr. Green was getting into the black SUV that had by then pulled up to the gate to exit the ramp. I asked the CSR person at the front desk what was going on and she had no idea. In fact, she confirmed once again that the SUV was waiting for a different tail number and the pilot to the plane was standing at the counter. The pilot stated that his passenger was in the restroom. So basically, while she was in the restroom our passenger got in her SUV and drove off! At this point I pretty much went and hid in the pilot lounge because nothing good was going to come of being out in the lobby. I went back out to the lobby about 5 minutes later and everyone was gone and all was quiet so I guess things worked themselves out.

Classic dematteo maneuver

by somkapitalac March 21, 2017

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manther maneuver

When you reach around your Asian gf at a date, but go too far...

Yeah man! I just pulled off the sickest manther maneuver

by Lucas manther November 1, 2017

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slingshot maneuver

When you're beat so you drink a bunch of caffeine and then take a nap, so when you wake up you're hella pumped

I was beat from playing call of duty modern warfare 2019 all night, so I had to pull a slingshot maneuver to make it to class

by Whipped_butter March 6, 2020

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egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016

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Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver

A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.

by HaroldShitman October 5, 2009

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