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Mali

Mali is a little country in Africa, sadly known for earthquake LaQueefs. These LaQueefs can result in major damage and trauma. Many locals of Mali believe in having fantasies of Mr Woods. Many of these Malians suffer from a disease that results in bloated butts and hair loss, causing many of them to buy wigs or weaves. They also hardly get common diseases mainly just this one.
"Did you hear about what happened in Mali?"

"Yeah! That LaQueef sure shook them straight."
by Lilpeas23 October 14, 2020
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Mali

country in the northern half of west africa (sahel region). The capital is Bamako and it also contains historical cities like Djenne, Macina, Timbuktu and Gao. The main language is Bambara which is similar to Dyula/Jula/Dioula, but they also speak French as the language of education, govt, media, etc. There are many different tribes besides Bambara, including Songhais, Fulbe, Bozos, Dogons, Soninkes, Senoufos and Maninkas. The country is mainly savanna landscape, and the Niger river runs in the middle. The northern half is part of the Sahara which is inhabited by a nomadic people called Touaregs.

The country is named after the medieval Mali Empire which was based in the same area and the same culture as the modern country, and got very very rich by trading gold to the maghreb. In the late 1800s it was occupied and colonized by France which is the source or a source of a lot of Mali's troubles today. The main religion is Islam but the society is actually very lax and there haven't been religious conflicts until recently, mainly in the north sahara region. Sometimes islam is mixed with traditional african culture. Some tribes like the Senoufos and Dogons still follow their own religions. Mali has a kickass culture, especially the music, for examples check out Salif Keita, Ali Farka Toure, Toumani Diabate, Sissoko. The food is largely similar to other West African countries with dishes like fufu, jolof etc but with local variations.
Hey man where are you from?

I'm from Mali
by ategua April 2, 2020
mugGet the Malimug.

maly wopped

to get socked by someone named maly
maly just maly wopped bhul
by michael jordan34643 December 23, 2018
mugGet the maly woppedmug.

Mali#0001

The absolute chad of the discord server he will obliterate anyone in his path whether that means Doxxing them or packing them he will do it.
Omg he is such a Mali#0001
by ImSoAwesome777 April 30, 2022
mugGet the Mali#0001mug.

Mali

mali is a little bitch made boy with a 1.5 inch dick, he CANNOT make you cum and he tends to make girls cry cause hes such a fucking ugly bitch who needs to bulk, his gf told me his dick is small and she gets with other guys cause he cant satisfy
Person 1: did you hear Mali got the slop
Person 2: yea but he couldnt get his seafood aah shrimp dick up lol
Person 1: put that shit on skibidi right now
by Malihater07 May 19, 2024
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Mali

country in West Africa with significantly underappreciated history and culture. Richest man in history was from here (Mansa Musa). Check out some Malian music: Salif Keita, Toumani Diabate, Tinariwen
by ategua April 4, 2020
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