A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

maddison eades

maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.

(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."

*dead silence*

prince: "lived."

by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025

maddison gormley

proper fit lass with great tits, fantastic shag

That new girl is a proper maddison gormley

by thesassysandwich February 8, 2018

maddison rucker

A very pretty girl who takes amazing pictures of herself. Loved by all and hated by few. If you ever meet a maddison rucker, make sure you complement everyday just because you can

Dang Maddison Rucker is such a pretty girl.

by steelersWolf41 November 20, 2014

Maddison

She’s a bitch and she’s really stupid, and you are very unlucky to have a friend named Maddison.

“I was friends with Maddison and she turned out to be a bitch!”

by elle12 March 13, 2022

Maddison beer

Lengest girl who ever existed on this world

Dude she’s so pretty

Yh but she’s no Maddison beer

by Simmmmppp July 30, 2021

Toni maddison

The most ugly girl. She is very big headed and believes everything she does is amazing. She likes to think she is funny and sometimes just isn’t. Her sarcasm is to much

That girl is definitely a Toni maddison

by ...Liam... March 30, 2019