Hipster Myth

The widely-held suspicion that hipsters either do not actually exist or are simply not nearly as numerous as we are led to believe. Based solely on the content of internet forums, blogs, humor websites, and even some mainstream media, one would think that hipsters are everywhere, when that is clearly not the case.

However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?

I didn't think so.

Joey: I just read yet another joke on Reddit about hipsters who do everything ironically, wear weird clothes, and only like music recommended by Pitchfork.

Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.

Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?

Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...

Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...

Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?

Thomas: I don't think I have...

Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.

Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.

by Nevermetahipster July 24, 2012

white lighter myth

The real history to the white lighter myth and why they are unlucky is based on four famous and revolutionary musicians of the second half of the 20th century. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrex, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were all left-handed, all died at the age of 27, and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets. This is why it is said that white lighters are unlucky. So if you are 27 and left-handed, don’t use a white bic lighter, you will die.

Some people really flip out when there is white lighter in the room.

The white lighter myth is often related to smoking marijuana with a white bic lighter.

by SPR November 18, 2007

The man, the myth, the living legend!

The term, "The man, the myth, the living legend!" is used in response when you see someone you haven't seen in a long time.

There goes Ted "The man, the myth, the living legend!".

by Hankscolts June 28, 2011

High on Myth

What happens when religion invades the brain, and when one lives their reality, when under the influence of Myth.

The Islamic Fundamentalists beheaded people for not believing in Islam as the only way to live, these dudes are "High on Myth".

Both sides of a WAR have GOD on their side, they are High on Myth

The Devil made me do it, High on Myth

Thank God for saving my son or daughter, High on Myth, the Doctors saved them in reality.

by RationalThinker December 22, 2014

Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.

Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?

by Germomiter January 10, 2006

Tsm_Myth

The fortnite god. he can not be stopped when he is on a roll and will most likely snipe you from 200 meters.

You were killed by Tsm_Myth- any fortnite players nightmare.

by Nutfooker June 4, 2018

white lighter myth

The belief that using a white cigarette lighter to smoke marijuana will bring bad luck upon the user. This belief is so strong in some that they will refuse to even be present when a white lighter is used.

You wanna smoke a blunt?
Not with that lighter, Dont you know the white lighter myth? they're bad luck man.

by Jameson C June 24, 2006