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Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
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Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out
"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"
by JimiVamp September 23, 2007
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mystical interlude

Used by Baby Boomers to replace "senior moment". It has a softer feeling than senior moment. Also- MI
Wait, I almost have the word I'm looking for. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm having a .....Mystical Interlude.......... and just can't come up with it.
by Sues January 4, 2008
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mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz
Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.
by Elbow bones April 28, 2014
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mystic prime

He is soo cracked and talented at every game he plays and has the biggest juiciest gigliest dick to exist in the universe. If its not for his astonishing Youtube Videos are his amazing personality its his pp.
Omgg did u see mystic primes new video??!!

Mystic Prime is sooo hot
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."
by fightfacilities January 3, 2021
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Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.
That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.
by Darthax March 6, 2011
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