by Cleft palates November 5, 2020

Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
by urboredom May 4, 2020

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

ok
by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
