Persian Mongoose

When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.
Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."
by Aaron Nickelback March 14, 2017
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Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.
Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!
by Noble2 August 19, 2010
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Mad Mongoose

The name of the most feared modern pirate. Rumors are that his real name is Scott, but that is only a rumour. All that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for shits and giggles.
Ahhhh@ we're being pilaged by Mad Mongoose@ there is no hope@@@
by Mad Mongoose January 10, 2004
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Mongoose Bomb

Like a Jager Bomb, but with Grey Goose Vodka.

You have Monster energy drinks, the green one, pour an adequate amount of grey goose into it, stir and drink.
These Mongoose Bombs have got me drunk as fuck!
by Stace Face October 04, 2009
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Mongoose Wheeler

A mexican bike that can usually be seen on the side of the road when you are driving in your car.
"Did you just see that Mongoose Wheeler in action!?"
by G-Mystuh and Oliv November 02, 2004
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mongoose skater

A person who just rides a skateboard with out doing tricks
Boy: Do a trick
Girl: I can't do tricks, I can only ride
Boy: Your a mongoose skater?
by Showlow February 25, 2009
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sexy mongoose

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head
by Evan December 05, 2003
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