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An elite group of humorists hilarious alone, and even more assbustingly jocular together. This group has perfect balance, half being of one race, half being of another; half being left-handed and half being right; they truly are the most notable people of the century. Often referred to in abbreviated form as simply 'Misters'.
"damn those Misters are hilarious,"
"fuck yeah man, i heard they made my girlfriend climax just by telling her a joke!"
by mister4 June 1, 2005
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mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
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Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision
A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"
by cobpotato January 11, 2020
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Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area
ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"
by teresa strasser April 9, 2008
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Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."
Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!
by ddat2011 September 4, 2011
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twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.
by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007
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Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD
Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!
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