Marco

The new guy who sits beside you at work. Probably not very nice, or freindly. Sometimes will ask you to provide entertainment (i.e talk to him or make funny gestures). Do not be fooled by his outwardly mean exterior, he is acctually a nice guy, it just takes him a while to learn higher authority.

Marco keeps asking me questions, but he repeatedly insults me while doing so.

Marco is really good-looking but he keeps giving me dirty looks.

Marco by The Girl Next Desk August 18, 2010

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Marco

He is quite literally the definition of GAY

1: Damn who is that gay looking man?
2: oh that must be a Marco

Marco by Phd Kracker November 10, 2020

Marco

A young Italian boy who enjoys flaunting almost everything about himself. Beginning with the fact that he skipped high school and began college at the age of a seventh grader. Marco also enjoys smoking copious amounts of cigarettes while wearing only clothing from Urban Outfitters. Marco usually will hit on any girl that he encounters, even though he is only sixteen he refuses to date anyone below the age of twenty on account of their level of intelligence. He knows nothing about sex or fashion besides what he reads in magazines or learns in his college courses. His beliefs are usually vague and only apply to his life, otherwise they are completely useless.

Marco's a conceited asshole

Marco by mizzzfresh January 10, 2009