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Marlon Murray

An individual who loves the Cosby’s, and can not control himself because he’s a retard.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.
Person 1: “I heard Marlon Murray is mad at you dude”
Person 2: “guess I’m dead then”
by Ayalanews89 September 24, 2019
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Marlone

Tru bad ass, top dog, real estate mogul, BSD, Mosephus killing playa who is taking over the world.
Have you seen what Marlone is up to lately? He is lit and can’t be stopped....
by Bofma January 5, 2018
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Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.
by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024
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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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marlon and alexandra

hey is that marlon and alexandra over there?

Wow those are the best people in the world
by ISpeakThatTruth September 12, 2020
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Marlon

A tall, sexy and handsome mexican stigma male who has no weaknesses other than pencils.
Jennifer: OMG Marlon is sooo hot! I wonder is he's around today.
Alison: He stayed home because he has diarrhea.
by DeodorantStick June 16, 2021
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Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet
Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon
by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022
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