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time management

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A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.
Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.
by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004
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Seagull Management

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The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.
by Zak April 30, 2003
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planetary management

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Managing of planetary bodies (i.e. Earth, Mars, etc.) environments to sustain healthy levels for life to flourish
Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.

Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
by Hyphae May 21, 2019
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An Incompetent Middle Management structure that exists even when there are changes in upper management. Upper Management may want to set a new course of action, but is not well executed by the current inept middle management.

Lots of muddling around, with no results!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard you got a new CEO in your company.
Dave: Yes, but he won't accomplish anything, due to the current structure of Muddle Management in our group,. I swear, our company needs an enema at this level!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
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A level of middle management in a company where there is a high level of incompetency, where management just muddles around and does nothing!
Roger: Hey, Dave! I heard your company just got a new CEO..

Dave: Yeah, but he isn't going to do anything. Our middle management is still around, muddling about doing nothing. They are the epitome is Muddle Management!
by brooskitooski March 14, 2021
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A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 8, 2020
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Manojment

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The process of dealing with resources both human and capital in order to meet the organisational objectives both stated or unstated (mostly unstated). See Management
(n) An ambiguous entity that occupies the upper echelons of the corporate hierarchy. Usually seen repeating or stating the obvious in meetings. See Manoj
Bob has a Bachelor in Manojment

Since joining manojment the team, Bob no longer hangs out with us.

Role of the manojer is clear, he'll tell you how to do your job

Your researches are worthless, The top manojment will have the last say in how things are in this company
by michael scrott October 16, 2018
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