wardrobe malfunction

1. A term, recently used akin to stereotypes of "Boy Band" icons such as Justin Timberlake, to describe the falure to "Come out of the Closet" due to having your penis caught in the hamper.
2. The event which causes "slack time" between the time A Wardrobe crashed, the formatting of the wardrobe, and the re-installation of windows for wardrobes. Evident by the Wardrobe producing articles of clothing with one missing breast-support.

Boy band Icon Justin Timberlake was one again victim of a Wardrobe Malfunction.

by Wildfire/Psylink March 13, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

when justin timberlake tries to make himself seem innocent when he rips a piece of clothing off of a suprised singer.

Just stated the wardrobe malfunction was totally innocent...especially when he was the one who pulled it....

by kiss that May 31, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

term used to describe a baring of flesh that was planned to appear accidental but was not as well received by the public as expected

Justin snatches away Janet's top but instead of rave reviews he gets official boos

by Translator August 6, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

Wardrobe Malfunction

Justin Timberlake's cop-out of an excuse for what happened to Janet Jackson

Hey it's not my fault...it was just a wardrobe malfunction. - J.T.

by Me'Chelle May 27, 2004

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 8, 2010

Hairline Malfunction

Somebody with the worst hairline you've ever seen

Jack: wow your hairlines so bad
Carol: Jack your so mean

Jack: it looks like you have a hairline malfunction

by Skinny Peinus January 6, 2017