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magnum dump

An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.
I need to take a magnum dump!
by MegaYote December 10, 2016
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Magnum Bite

When you bite a person but don't use teeth. Its sort of like a pre-pash kiss. U can see it on the Australian Magnum ice-cream ads - it's a good dare.
My friend dared me to give a Magnum bite to this totally ugly guy
by nasty_girl08 December 9, 2004
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Magnum Banana

Based on a Craigs' List post. When a guy puts a magnum condom over a banana, does himself in the ass and then deepthroats the banana because he was "feeling slutty".
"Man, I was feeling frisky last night so I decided to magnum banana myself. I splooged all over my roommates new carpet."
by Boshanks April 7, 2007
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Magnum p.i.

An individual who buys size XL magnum condoms though they are unnaturally small.
" Philip went to the gastation to buy sme rubbers and his girlfriend said he was such a Magnum P.i.
by 321blastoff March 20, 2010
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Magnum Truth

A truth that can only be defined by its magnumnous.
Kylee: It's time to play magnum truth!!
Amanda, Isabel, Maxweed and Paige: Yeaa!!!! Magnum truuuuuuth!!
by ethnic90 February 22, 2011
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Magnum Chode

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.
I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.
by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017
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Magnum_Opus_Bricks

Haha funny man that loves LEGO star wars
Who’s the haha funny man in the LEGO community?

It’s Magnum_opus_bricks
by C4_ve August 20, 2021
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