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s.m.d.t.i.c

by Lighters01 April 24, 2017
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P.H.D.M.G

Stands for Pullin Hoes Daily Money Gang. Members consist of BT, Kweezy, Killa Cal, Fo Fo, Paul Weaigh, and Mexican Swagg
Aye you know that new rap group, yeah P.H.D.M.G.
by PHDMG September 12, 2010
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S.M.D.

lmao S.M.D. noob. i be cummin` in yo` mouth foo`.
by Nivlac Al October 7, 2008
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B.M.D

Ballastic Missle Defense.
1. Never wait for the others to ask her out first.
2. Underwater Missle Delivery System that can nuke the world 40 times over if the US is ever attacked by nukes.
3. Tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.
1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over.
2. SSBN Nuke Subs, B.M.D. machines for messing with the US
by technofix April 9, 2006
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I.M.D.P

Instant Messaging Domestic Partner

An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!
A real excerpt from an I.M.D.P. chat (names changed)....

Jane: Good Morning!

Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that

Jane: wow - I have never tried it

Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"

Jane: what does it feel like?

Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL

Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit

Jill: lame
by Bag-o-Crazy July 8, 2011
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D.M.

abbreviation for Dick Move. Not in reference to actual penis movement, but refers to action made by impolite person causing another to take offense.
Did you drink the last of my milk and leave the carton in the fridge? D.M., dude.
by lowjoe March 11, 2009
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G.D.M.F.S.O.B.

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.
by Russian Love April 30, 2005
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