Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

Laval

A suburban city located on the North shore of Montreal.

Known locally for its never-ending collection of shopping malls , car dealerships , and complete lack of green spaces ; It is also the homeland for 85% of the province of Quebec's Douchebag nation.

The city also seems to have NO coherent urban planning going on , a fact made obvious by some of the proposed transportation and building projects (The Cosmodome , The extremely cheesy Colossus theater , The Glorified-Ski-Lift-To-Nowhere)

Has the dubious honor of having the only mayor ever prosecuted on gangsterism charges only to have him replaced by a new mayor soon after arrested for using the services of hookers.

Current Mayor : Who the heck knows at this point?

Main imports : Ed Hardy shirts , air gel , Honda Civic mods , spray tan

Laval can be basically described as being to Montreal what The Jersey Shore is to New York City.

web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Montrealer sees man with oversized arms , chicken legs , an orange tan , a backwards cap, driving a car with neons under it.

-Yep , he's from Laval.

by MapDark September 2, 2013

Loralee

The coolest chick in the whole fucking world

Loralee is the coolest girl in the whole fucking world.

by Not telling February 19, 2005

Loralei

She is a hot, jaw dropping just most perfect person to ever be born. Every guy out there wants to be with her. Anyone who dates her will be very lucky. Loralei is a very special person who everyone loves and adores. She's very beautiful and amazing altho she may not see it, it's true. Loralei is a goddess and a queen

Damn look at Loralei she's so hot. Like damn cute ass

by O.G. Daddy January 4, 2018

local

local is a term stans use to describe basically people who arent like them. in a more specific definition, locals are people who jump on the badwagon trend-wise and think they are unique. locals think that they are woke because they retweeted a tweet about global warming but really thats it; they have no real opinion/arent educated about other things (at least most of them). easily identifiable by their basic brandy melville or tillys top and american eagle jeans or lulu lemon shorts, they tend to only buy stuff they see other people wearing. locals seem to copy trends that non-locals start. you might also find them on instagram with a “photography account” that only has badly edited sunset pictures or shallow DoF plant photos. they also have very basic music taste such as drake, post malone, rex orange county, and ariana grande. to summarize, locals are the new basic white girl that probably gave you a dirty look when you pronounced billie eilishs name wrong and love emma chamberlain.

stan: skdjsjjs im baby🥺
local: what? 😂😂

also:

person one: have you listened to rex orange county? i just started listening to them because all my friends did.
person 2: yea like 2 years ago i did jskdjs but then the locals kinda ruined it

by blueneighbourhood April 29, 2019

fairly local

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.

I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.

by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017

Local LEO

LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."

A "local LEO" is a local cop.

("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."

"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."

by ssltrain April 19, 2010