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Black Lotus

Codename of a legendary female of the Chinese Mafia in the Philippines, rumoured to be the real leader secretly controlling the organisation behind more prominent figureheads. She is also alleged to be a math wizard and controls all organisation finances and investments (both legal and illegal). Up to this day, her true identity is still unknown, and is kept that way due in large part to her significance to local mafia operations.
Cunning tactical move or urban legend? Even until now, the Philippine NBI (National Bureau of Investigation) has yet to confirm the existence, and much less the identity, of the mythical Black Lotus.
by dinob7 January 11, 2010
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loftus

The second worst suburb in Sydney behind Kingsgrove. Loftus is a naturally occuring cesspool where rare breeds of rodents multiply and flourish.
One day, i was walking around in the shire and suddenly, i found i was lost in Loftus!! it took me 3 and a half days to find another person. and he didn't have a phone. it took me another 2 whole weeks to find a phone. then i was rescued
by MUNG June 11, 2004
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tso-lotus

to fig; one annoying canadian; turbo'd jetta with over 500whp; CAL-i++; Could only find room for TSO and ICE in front of the fig; retarded; jerk; prick; n00b; granny; he should be called tso-houdini; to disappear; gay.
Wow, your such a fucking tso-lotus, fag.
by slash November 26, 2004
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lotus eater

In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.

It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.
"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."

"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."
by Pinche Jose Ciudadano December 29, 2008
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western lotus

One of the many lotus sex position. The man sits directly on top of the womans feet, and bends both of his knees completely forward and the woman sit on him penis. This position is not that difficult for both man and woman, and overall is very pleasurable on both parts. However, it is more pleasurable for the woman.
by luv-u-2-luv-me May 2, 2009
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Floating Lotus

A selfie taken by one with a vagina, set in a bathtub or body of water.

Also possibly a yoga pose while nude, in the water.

A friend made up the phrase innocently, and this is precisely where my mind went.
Send me a picture of you in your granny panties doing downward dog or floating lotus.
by #yeggirl August 14, 2019
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The Lotus Hotel

a small hotel lurking with mysteries and secrets in every corner. all the while a powerful entity waiting to take matters into his own hands by controlling and taking power in the hotel for its own ammusement. never feed its needs, it will only grow stronger :)
have you been to the lotus hotel?
yes, and i never want to go back. . .
by Mini papa May 12, 2021
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