Lorenzoing

To Rub Ones Penis In Another's Hair.

Dude i totally just got done Lorenzoing Chris while he was sleeping!

by Powermann5000 January 23, 2010

lorenzoed

Basically when you pound a girls puss so hard she has to indefinitely rethink her life

Yo I lorenzoed her so hard last night

by Sandmaybe21 January 26, 2016

lorenzo

this kid is the best fucking friend in the world and deserves all the chances in the world if u have a lorenzo in ur life ur very very lucky cause he’s so much fun to hangout with and will never leave ur send

lorenzo is the best best friend ever

by wel0velella❤️❤️ September 23, 2018

Lorenzos

Slang term for a set of rims (usually chrome) manufactured by "Lorinser".

Every time I come around yo' city/bling bling/Pinky ring worth about 50/bling bling/Every time I buy a new ride/bling bling/Lorenzos on Yokohama tires/bling bling

by acuraracer July 10, 2003

lorenzo

he usually has a really big penis and knows how to fuck ur mom

i can suck on lorenzo's big penis

by the true lorenzo February 25, 2019

lorenzo

lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.

lorenzo is awsome

by wanye_kest March 2, 2015

lorenzo

A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.

Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"

by BlacknightJB4 December 15, 2010