by iRealms January 13, 2017

"hey dudes did you know im a loft enjoyer its so cool right like i enjoy loft so much that i enjoy him bro"
by uhhelloaaa February 9, 2025

Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.
by thedarkchupacabra December 2, 2013

I'm at the Coffee Loft.
by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009

When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
by Hymengrinder June 14, 2018
