Lindsay Lohan

Started off as a totally hot, big boobed actress with an amazing perfect figure and what looked like talent. Then went Britney Spears on our asses and decided to drive like a manic, snort coke, and turn into a walking skeleton with bleached hair in the shade of 'fresh skank'.

Decided to become lesbian with Sam Ronson and let's face it could have had someone much hotter. As Eminem would say 'Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10'.

Also has a sister called Ali who is a less hot yet cleaner looking version of Lindsay.

Hopefully she will clean up her act, ditch the skank hair and eat some food.

Dave: Amy from High School used to be so hot.

Andy: Yeah I heard she got hooked on heroin.

Dave: Shame, she's such a Lindsay Lohan now.

Lindsay Lohan by CarlyBunny July 8, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

Some fat lesbian shit.

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

A shot:
Readheaded Slut with a splash of Coke

Can I get a Lindsay Lohan?
A what?
A Readheaded Slut with a splah of Coke.

Lindsay Lohan by iheartfast September 8, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

Actress and lesbian sex slave. When she went to prision all the lesbians in there wanted a piece of that lohan ass.
Shes hot but don't know how to stay out of troble.

Lindsay Lohan is an actress and lesbian sex slave.

Lindsay Lohan by Deep blue 2012 August 2, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.

I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan by MDUSA April 24, 2018

Lindsay Lohan

A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.

Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and I’m in.

Lindsay Lohan by WillyByers July 22, 2020

lindsay lohan cocktail 

A "Shirley Temple" with vodka.

Bartender, may I have a Lindsay Lohan cocktail?

lindsay lohan cocktail by dranamous March 22, 2011