Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or

Hey yo

Yea

Heard of robert lewandowski

Who hasnt

by Mason mount lover 100 November 8, 2020

Big Dick Legend

The name is given to someone of legendary status, who has proven time and time again that not only are they a legend, but they can compliment it with having a big dick. It is not necessary to see this person's penis to make this judgment as it can be proven by their legendary actions. It is a compliment and not to be confused with a homosexual greeting.

Someone who is a big dick legend usually gets absurdly drunk and proceeds to shout out, 'big dick legend' to anyone that cares to listen.

Mark: *drunk* Mannn .. Taxi driver your dick is so big no wonder it gets caught in the engine.
Taxi Driver: *silence*
Mark: You certainly are one big dick legend.

Dewy: Dude, got so wasted last night, told the bouncer he was a big dick legend and he was amused.
Mark: Haha, what a big dick legend.

Mark: You big dicked legend.
Dewy: BIG DICK LEGEND!

Jero: Guys, you all know I am a big dick legend.
Everyone: *looks away*
Jero: Fine, I am going back to masturbate in my Mercedes.
Jake: You Mercedes driving cunt!
Mark: Haha Jake, you big dick legend.

by Mummas October 5, 2009

The Legend of Zelda

A nearly perfect balance of puzzle solving and action. The games star a young swordsman named Link, a boy donned in green who goes around getting chicks and then beating Ganon: The King of Evil. There are currently 10 (soon to be 11) games, 6 of which flow perfectly in a sequential order. The timeline is confusing but the official one is:

Ocarina of Time (N64)
Majora's Mask (N64)
The Wind Waker (GCN)
Twilight Princess (not yet released)
A Link to the Past (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
The Adventure of Link (NES)

Man, that Link can't talk but he womanizes as much as James Bond.

by RobK June 30, 2005

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

A game so inexplicably awesome its existence can only be explained by ontological paradox, whereby an OoT game cartridge was sent back through time to a stage before the game's conception, and provided the basis for the game itself. An analogy for the game's existence is provided in the game itself, in the events surrounding the mysterious song of storms.

When I think of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time I jizz in my pants.

by kakarikowindmillman April 17, 2009

apex legends

A fantastic game which a lot of hot sexy straight men and women play who have sex 15 times a week

Me: I love apex legends
Some gay kid in my class who plays fortnite on a daily basis: Fortnite is better, that’s why I’m a fucking virgin because I play fortnite

by Repeltings May 2, 2019

legendary crossbow

A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason

Oh shit is that a legendary crossbow

by DAA1410 September 18, 2019

charitable legend

A celebrity that is is a kind loving and charitable legend.

Used often when a fan is showing admiration for them

Girl: That Taylor Swift is such a charitable legend look how much she’s donated!!

by Nils Sjöberg January 12, 2018