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League of Legends

League of Legends, commonly referred to as "LoL" (not to be confused with "lol") is THE ultimate woman repellant. Reports say that if you play this game EVEN ONCE your chances of getting any game or bitches will drop by 98%, god save you if you get addicted to it.

It's also best to note that all League of Legends players are toxic pessimists and most of them rarely take showers or even touch grass. If you ever talk to LoL players irl they will make you feel like shit and they will make you miserable.
Girl 1: Oh, did you know that Derek plays League of Legends?
Girl 2: Lmao, what a loser. I won't be taking his V-card anytime soon.
Derek, overhearing their conversation on the opposite side of the hallway: *starts crying uncontrollably*
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League of Legends

an F tier moba game created in 2009 by a dogshit company Riot Games. Enjoyed by pedophiles, overweight neckbeards and autists the world over. If the subpar graphic quality wasn't bad enough the shitty champs available to play as are even worse. the only skills required for this game is button mashing Q and E and raging in the online chat like a tourettes patient.
person 1: im bored i need some new game reqs but dont want to spend a lot of money.
person 2: you should download League of Legends, its free and i play every day.
person 1: League? are you shitting me? that is actually the worst game. Tbh id rather play animal crossings.

person 2: wym? its such a fun eSport and theres so many cool champs to chose from, I play Caitlyn top lane every day.
person 1: yea.. I'm really starting to question your morale. at first you seemed chill, but after what you just said you come off as the hentai weeb type.
by Kos645379 April 28, 2022
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league of legends

sell your soul for happiness you will never see light ever when play this your friends will go away your sleep will you will go insane
Jake: mate when did sleep

Timmy:2...2 years ago
Connor: that's why your girlfriend is with me now
Jake: i have league of legends
by Smart words sussybaka October 19, 2021
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League of Legends

Girl:Do you play League of Legends?
LoL player: Yes!!!!
Girl:Ewwww take a shower!
by Gicutu69 October 16, 2023
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League Of Legends

The game where people spend too much money on and probably watch porn of it
You LIKE league of legends???
by ceo of petard June 27, 2019
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League of Legends

Everyone says it's the reason of cancer. It's the virtual enviroment of bullies. The words are literally out of this world. Players are too talented to create new slurs to enrich our vocabulary. If you play at low elo from bronze-silver league, in short time you can be diagnosed with brain cancer.

Platine-emerald-diamond league is home of players who generally have only one achievement which is climbing up high elos in League of Legends on their life. And usually they dream of being in master league or even higher.
They also use scripts (these self claimed talented players) and they are cheap you can purchase one with 30-40 dollars lol. But there is a risk of being banned. But who cares? Just they purchase new 30 level account with less than 3 dollars and climb to diamond with script open.

They create new heros regularly and the heros are generally overpowered and they nerf it at following patch and after that nobody plays them. Months after people forget them lol.

Professionals from diamond 1, master or challenger league are simply egomaniacs. Some of them purchased or boosted their accounts from gold league most commonly platine and they feed the enemy team always and they generally instalock Garen, Master Yi and Yasuo sometimes Yone.

Other players are usually trying to use cool words but it does not work. Some of high elo players never chat with you in game only ping and some of them play like they are in armageddon war.
Natalie: I have started playing League of Legends with my boyfriend and our relationship is now over.
Patrick: LOL, it happens you are probably feed the enemy at bot lane.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
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League of legends

League of legends is the most cancer game ever. The players inside of the game will be either trolling og hard inting you so you will keep getting that nasty bronze 1 border each fucking season.
League of legends is a computer game that must be destroyed
by Hardinting bronze 1 November 29, 2018
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