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Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.
"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"
by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021
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jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet
:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman
by petmalupet August 28, 2019
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lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!
az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!
by vmnesie January 5, 2023
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timothy lau

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau
by timothy lau May 24, 2018
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Laus

A Laus is a person who doesn't know that a pair means 2! But he is still cute
He doesn't know a pair equals 2, what a Laus!
by Not Laus January 22, 2020
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Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.
Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!
by Lau King February 8, 2019
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Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.
by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023
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