Laus

A Laus is a person who doesn't know that a pair means 2! But he is still cute

He doesn't know a pair equals 2, what a Laus!

by Not Laus January 22, 2020

jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

by vmnesie January 5, 2023

Sloppy lau lau

When you get sloppy toppy from someone or east Asian descent

"dude on my trip to Vietnam I got so much sloppy lau lau"

by Code _retr0 August 12, 2023

Shadher Lau

popular bengali fold song talk about gourd reference to a penis, dick, or cock.
Shadher = Favorite, dearest, prefer one over another.

Lau= gourd, green vegetable.

Shadher lau babailo more boiragi. Lau di banailam dugdugi (jerking off a penis).

by itsalau December 15, 2020

Cyrus Lau

Cyrus Lau has been known by many names throughout the years, but most notable among them are the rizzler, the rizzinator, rizzasaurus rex, and most famous of all “Cyrizz”. The peak of his rizz is comparable to some of the 7 wonders of Sentinel like the Great Shafidi’s Nose and Ivan zy vf fang’s hidden hair. This rizz incarnate’s height is also unofficially known as the 8th wonder, as it is a wonder that it is humanly possible to be that short. He can often be found spending his spare time either doing tricks on Ms Hart’s dick or getting pegged and dominated by his taller gf. His catch phrase “chhhhhhiiilllll” is ear grating and it has been reported that people that hear it permanently suffer from depression and a variety of other mental illnesses.

It’s Cyrus Lau, the rizzasaurus rex.

by The Rizzler’s Prophet June 7, 2023

Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.

Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!

by Lau King February 8, 2019