Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Lampshade

(noun) a cover that softens or directs the light of a lamp

Sometimes used derogatorily

That guy is such a lampshade

by September 15, 2020

Lampshade

(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object

Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.

by FYLBingBong August 16, 2024

LampShade

The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.

"Somebody give me the lampshade."

by mydadinhighschool March 29, 2020

Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

by CP master December 09, 2024

Lampshading

When a guy or girl tries to pick up a drunk person at a bar before the lights come up and reveal their true outward beauty.

I thought she was really into me and trying to get me back to her place. . . But when the bar did last call and the lights came up and I saw her face I realized she was lampshading me.

by AppalachianAmerican March 04, 2017