Alexandria Louisiana

The road less traveled.

In Alexandria Louisiana, the people in the cemetery are the luck ones.

by thrillshow June 26, 2008

Louisiana Steamboat

When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.

Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.

by Candlewood Legend August 24, 2007

Louisiana Gummybear

A sexual act which takes place in a swamp, where a really fat guy wearing a baseball cap ass-rapes a scene boy and force-feeds him gummy bears through his eye sockets.

Old fat guy: "See that kid over there? I gave him a Louisiana Gummybear, if you get what I'm saying..." *wink wink*

Scene kid: "booty"

by N8QuabsTwabs August 30, 2011

Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.

Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!

by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019

Farmerville Louisiana

Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.

Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana

by Tboutz October 5, 2020

Louisiana Whiff

When your boy has a threesome with a lesbian couple, and asks you to smell his dick to smell the mung of two women

Hey Jerry, come get a Louisiana Whiff of this dick and take a gander of whose mung it is

by Cramuel L Jackson February 26, 2020

Louisiana Firefighter

Lighting a womens pubic hair on fire than putting it out with your cum.

I found my lighter than gave her a louisiana firefighter

by balls deep June 13, 2012