Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.

Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.

by That dude431 May 25, 2016

locker box

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves

person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast

by Jewsus (thanks zach) February 3, 2008

locker buddy

A person that you talk to solely because your locker happens to be near theirs.

Samantha tried to make a move on me but she don't realize I'm just her locker buddy.

by MysticX November 8, 2007

meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

by bhap August 24, 2006

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

knocker locker

bra

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.

by lucyceline September 27, 2010

cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.

Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.

by Der Komisar November 15, 2009