Kentucky lawnmower

Is When your sister is eating out your aunt and you reach down and lift her by the ankles and give her a pull start by ripping the anal beads from her asshole.

After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.

by Can’t get right July 29, 2019

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German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.

- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.

by Goupil October 2, 2009

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Georgia Lawnmower

When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.

If you don't shave your pubes, I will give you a Georgia Lawnmower

by ILoveMidgetPorn June 9, 2011

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Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing

Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

by rockthisway December 15, 2016

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Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.

Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020