Kartika

A girl that has the power to crush your lungs either by making you laugh so hard you run out of breath or by using her unusually large hands to take the air out of your lungs.

"Dude, what's with all the bruises?"
"I ran into a Kartika."
"Damn. I'm sorry to hear that."
"It's all good. At least I got to laugh."

by affluent_not March 24, 2013

Kartikay

A boy, usually of indian descent, who is insanely sexy and has a cool smile. He attracts girls and plays video games nonstop. Plus, he is known to smell good.He also talks to himself all the time

Whoa! I wanna date that boy! He is such a Kartikay.

by ayushhharma1998 March 23, 2019

Kartik

From the A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray. The most amazing fictional (male) character ever. Edward Cullen pretty much pales in comparison.

Edward who? I'd choose Kartik over him anyday.

by Kalliste October 9, 2008

Kartin

The act of playing Mario Kart, usually by dorky nintendo fanboys.

Daniel: you kartin' tonight?
Matt: No way, I'm going to go and play chess instead!

by fatguyonalittlebike January 29, 2009

Mario Kart Effect

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.

1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)

by MKE September 27, 2013

Mario Kart Slut

Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.

*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*

Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!

by MarioKartBusFun May 7, 2010

Mario Kart

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.

Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.

by oopete19 February 13, 2007