kirby

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.

1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!

2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.

3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!

by Kazyan July 15, 2006

Kirby

A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.

hey, who is that?

Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.

by hott as shit, can take a dick November 1, 2008

Kirby

An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.

Wow, look at that Kirby!

by Ellen The Felon January 6, 2007

Kirby

More formally known as "The Cum-Shot Kirby".
This word usually defines a semen-like fluid being stained on a public place in which way seems impossible for a human being to accomplish.

Guy 1 with a boner: Dude, how did you get that stain on the ceiling?

Guy 2 with a boner: Cum-Shot Kirby man..

by Cpt.Stiffy September 28, 2009

Kirby

A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.

Bro, I got shitfaced last night and woke up at 4 in the morning to a girl giving me a Kirby.

by PKA208 August 24, 2010

Kirby

A variation of the standard spliff. With a tobacco to hash/bud ratio of 1:4 or higher.

Dude, we rolled a Kirby last night. It murdered us.

by Chief Tiberius February 20, 2011

KIRBY

A lying, cheating, piece of shit person and also a dead beat sperm donor.

Man I hate being a Kirby.

by enoughisenough September 8, 2010