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Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons
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KIM JONG UN

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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Kim jong un

Vhin's dad
Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un
by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018
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Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.
I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.
by Mi gusta November 26, 2017
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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
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Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
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