Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

kelvin

short for zero kelvin/absolute zero (the lowest possible temperature); an adjective used to describe something to be the coolest of cool

"your friends are so cool"
"yes they really are they are absolute kelvin"

by megs0224 April 18, 2021

Kelvin

describes a person who has a big shlong and can satisfy all your pleasures. Massive and huge thats all I can say.

Boy 1: I think my girl slept with kelvin
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG

by hellomax45 January 31, 2021

Kelvin

Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.

Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.

by Fcabron63 November 21, 2021

Kelvin

a clown

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Milan: Hey looks it's Kelvin
Aaron: haha look at him, CLOWN
Nathan: (points at him) CLOWN!
Bryan: (also points at him) CLOWN!

by Boin853 May 13, 2022

Kelvin

A friendly, peculiar, mysterious, unpredictable fellow....very adorable and charming. Very funny and stylish. He will make you say 'LOL' a lot. Has good taste when it comes to women, fashion, etc. Sometimes shy. Full of Positive energy. You don't want to get on his nerves. Strong-willed. Very loyal. Has an intense gaze . Someone you wouldn't want to lose.

Kelvin is usually in the gym.

by Lilivivid January 25, 2022