by cuervosierrai827 April 23, 2023
Get the Kammingmug. 
Lowkey an asshole but you're still friends with him because they're funny af and also everyone needs a mean friend(tm). The kind of person to send spam you about their weekly crush. He is obsessed with minecraft and he brags about how good he is, except you cant be pissed because he carries the bedwars team. He is shit at comforting people, like literally they have no clue what the hell to say to people when they are sad. They're cool though, always the first to text and understanding about problems even though they're shit at knowing what to say. Also despite being about 5 foot tall he makes threats to everyone, and kinda scares everyone. Ya know, the angry short friend. He is homicidal and will probably set a house on fire after a minor inconvenience, but you know that's just kam.
by randombitchsyndrome November 24, 2021
Get the Kammug. by boomerlover@17 November 24, 2021
Get the kammug. Kammed is a phrase used to describe when your brain is blanking out and struggling to think. Typically when you make dumb or regrettable decisions at any caliber, it's because your brain is Kammed. The word Kammed comes from a human named John Kam who doesn't make the smartest decisions at all times.
by NotAlpha October 22, 2018
Get the Kammedmug. Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
by Akimow February 13, 2005
Get the kam klotzmug. A person with a big dick usally longer than a skyscraper has cum dripping down his legs gets all bitches and loves doggy style. all in all, is a cool person
ps. he's is a badass momer fucker that comes for your mom.
ps. he's is a badass momer fucker that comes for your mom.
kam is a kam
by dcfs April 8, 2022
Get the kammug.