If you know A kaden, you also know that he is the biggest simp alive and has the smallest dick. He sits on the toilet for two hours texting girls and then wipes his ass with his hand. He is overall disgusting. Don't date a kaden
by youngblood1234 June 11, 2020
Get the Kadenmug. by Nomadfromhatred February 24, 2021
Get the Kadenmug. Most kadens are ok, but some are really gay. He can’t come up with original roasts and is slow. He has a very weird jaw line and his jokes are dry af.
by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 18, 2019
Get the Kadenmug. by Obeah Man April 23, 2019
Get the Kadenmug. by kaden.o December 9, 2020
Get the kadenmug. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, he is super caring but he will never admit it, he shows his love by bullying you and buying you food or drinks. He loves playing galaga even tho hes a little rusty at it. He spends most of his time defeating video games and hanging out with friends. He loves snakes and has a pet spider whom hes scared of. although kaden often gets distracted and can go days without talking to you just know he still cares always, he often gets lost in his own thoughts and thinks and observes way more than he speaks, he has some major adhd and will interupt you constantly but dont worry thats just him showing he cares. He always tries his best to be there for you even tho he is not always the best with feelings, he is always straight forward with you and will never lead you on. Honestly i would be lost without your help and advice, you are just an all out amazing friend and the most real and loyal one i got
Person 1: do you know kaden?
Person 2: yeah he is literally my best friend he is so amazing
Person 1: he seems really amazing i want to get to know him more
Person 2: yeah he is literally my best friend he is so amazing
Person 1: he seems really amazing i want to get to know him more
by H3ar+br0kr3n June 13, 2023
Get the Kadenmug.