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Josie

She is mostly always kind but is sometimes annoying. She always is whining to her mother. She's such a dork. Always a dork. She usually has blue eyes. Dork.
Ah. Josie's being such a dork.
by Josie brooks April 6, 2017
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Josie

Very rude girl and if you mess with her she WILL hurt you dont mess with her...
Bob: oh hey ! Didnt you wear that shirt yesterday?
Bob: AHHHHH! (Crying)
Crowd:FIGHT! FIGHT!FIGHT!
Billy: oh WoW she is such a josie!
by ###HERSISTER### March 22, 2017
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Josie

Josie is 100% vegan. She will always say ‘I’m not vegan’ even tho she is vegan as fuck. Josies are the type of people who will sneak into your house at 2am to take the haddock you just brought from Morrison’s and through it in the nearest lake to ‘free it’. Never trust Josies as tend to molest such things as vegan yoghurt and vegan-friendly-milk-free-milk. Josies go round in a big group milking almonds which is really against nature’s laws but Josies don’t count as anything made by nature really. If you see a josie, lock up your muller yoghurt.
Person 1: oh hey there’s a josie.
Person 2: quick mark, Hide the rotisserie chicken!
by Clause. April 7, 2020
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Josie

Josie is a name of a hoe she needs to know that’s people don’t like her because she thinks she all that but is actually just a hoe and need to get a life.
Oh look it’s Josie

Hahahah more like hosie
by Broth joe April 7, 2020
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Josie

A girl that is beautiful and doesn't relize that she is hurting her boyfriend bye talking,texting,or hugging other guys if she is in a relationship with a guy she will most likely not know how to treat her boyfriend and she will never compliment him or go to him to talk to him she flirts with a lot of guys and she knows it but she does it to make her lover jealous
Wow that girl is talking to a bunch of guys but not her boyfriend she must be a Josie
by Dark vapor March 7, 2016
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Josie

Blonde bimbo moslt likely a slutty dressing thot on ig. Is actually fun but a major ho goes through at least 5 guys a month, shes pretty easy but dont take advantage of her just cause shes a push over. If you know a josie help them make good decisions
Yeah i talk to josie she might let me hit it or maybe just hit her vape
by Littlewhitegirl15 October 29, 2018
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Josie

I fucking hate josie
by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020
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