jon

a complete sweat . a try hard in every game

why u so sweaty jon!!

by mitosavage456 April 01, 2019

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A Greek dickhead- unlike your typical Greek and Hebrew names - Jon is a weak tosser with no balls. Blaming the world for his misfortunes and not getting up on his feet to to fight for what’s right. Gutless and delusional Jon is a true Greek tragedy ....

You unfortunately date a Jon but don’t marry one

by Brandy tod March 26, 2019

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cunt

jon = a cunt

by harrypf1 September 10, 2020

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Jon is a very handsome guy, who loves his friends and family. He is very nice, funny, and sometimes shy when he meets a pretty girl! He supports his girlfriend through everything! He is an amazing boyfriend, who will do anything and everything for his lady! He doesn't play with girls, like most guys do! He is very strong and athletic! He usually loves someone who is athletic and strong like him!! They make the perfect power couple, and they are always doing something productive! Their bond is unbreakable,and they love each other unconditionally! <3

Man, I would love to marry Jon!

Jon is sooooo handsome!!!
Can I marry you Jon?

by Jaelyn Miller June 18, 2017

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Jon's a fuckboy who looks like a dust bunny.

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

by craZy chRi$ September 02, 2015

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