Johanna Ward

She wins the hot mommy award every year she’s cute smart and tenacious and so lovely that you’ll let her lame dad jokes slide. She’ll also show you what a box fan is. “We are relationship goals” -Johanna-

Johanna Ward did two box fans in front of me the other night.

by AwJohannaNow October 20, 2023

Dirty Johanna

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.

Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.

by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

To Johanna

verb: 1. To mess with boys. 2. To tease boys as a result of boredom and/or apathy. 3. To flirt with boys with the intention of playing them.

origin: a label derived at the Seven Sisters colleges using a common female name to describe a common female activity.

Girl 1: What are we doing tonight? This town sucks.
Girl 2: Nightlife is so boring, it's like we're stuck in Appalachia!
Girl 1: Let's find emotional boys and toy with them. Do you think this is a good night to Johanna?
Girl 2: Yeah, I'll totally Johanna tonight.

by ChrissyFeedMe September 6, 2008

case of Johanna

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.

'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'

by Sewing Machines Australia September 12, 2018

Hana and Johanna

The best duo existing and that has ever existed int his whole damn universe. Hana and Johanna are the best two girl in the world, the most beautiful, intelligent, and trustworthy, everyone want to be like them but no body will ever come even close to being as amazing as them. Everyone is jealous of them and want to be friend with them. All the guys are in love with them and want them. All the teachers in the school know that they are the best duo and they are everyones favourite student. Try and get in between them, but you can't, if you try, Johanna will beat you up, just like she beat every guy in the whole school in arm wrestling. Hana and Johanna make each other laugh so much that they cry every single day, they are the happiest with each other. If you are a Hana/Johnna, get yourself a Johanna/Hana.

"Are those Hana and Johanna?"
"Omg yes, their are so hot, they are the best duo every, they are so smart and will definitely win scene fair with their air purifier this year, I'm so jealous "
"Omg me too, I wanna be like them , its not fair"

by Hana i Johanna April 15, 2024

Jhanna

She can be someone u can fall in love with . She is a lit person u can hangout with. She can be your best friend/crush/ etc..

That's jhanna

by Litfgjuref June 24, 2017

Jovanna

If you know a girl name Jovanna,you know the baddest bitch their is! She may seem quite at first, but once you get to know her she is as loud as it gets. She is hella hot . She is mad nice. She is caring and loyal. When she says something she means it. When she likes a guy she really likes him. She is as cute as it gets. People always tells her things but she will never tell anybody what she knows. She is smart in some subjects. She is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Jovanna is a Italian name. Most people pronounce it wrong, but it’s a beautiful uncommon name. A Jovanna will always be hot and will always be a guy magnet.

Many guys will fall for a Jovanna rather they like it or not. If you know a Jovanna you better keep her cause if you don’t She will love on. There are many people who would love to be her friend.

This is only true if she was born on any dates from October 23-December 11. If she wasn’t born on one of those dates it may or may not be true

Jovanna is looking fine like always

Jovanna is hot

Jovanna is cute

I want to become friends with Jovanna

Is Jovanna single or taken

by Kaitlyn Salerno October 29, 2019