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Johanne

A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!

A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!
Johanne
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Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes
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Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.
"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"
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Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
by NebenHannover September 19, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
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Johann

a virgin male that thinks dodgers are alphas
Johann Batutista: I forgor :skull:
by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021
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