Jitter

A simping little bitch

Jerry: sorry i couldn't make it to sonic i had to take a female home

Max: Dammit Jerry you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 25, 2021

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

jitter poop

To shiting balls of poop rapidly at once where it sounds as a mine craft pvper jitter clicking his balls off

Yo Ethan I was jitter pooping all day yesterday and couldn’t eat it all😤

by @Chockymonkey November 11, 2019

jittered

To put on or buy the apparel or accouterments of a jitter.

I'm gettin' jittered at Circle Centre Mall.

by Fried Hog January 21, 2009

joyous jitter

Nathan's hands while using Swype. OMGUS! #JitterNovember

When someone can not contain their excitement due to an overdose of dopamine.

He could barely type because his hands were overcome by the joyous jitter.

by MattAttack7000 November 25, 2013

Jitter

The act of being extremely repulsed by something said or done, while attempting to keep a straight demeanor.

She jittered internally when her boss made sexist comments during the meeting.

by Antonia Julie December 30, 2023