Jesus christ on a bike

an exclamition of complete surprise, can be used instead OMG or some other thing you say when your surprised

Random: Yes i got an A, fuck yeah!

Random 2: Jesus Christ on a bike i got a D+

Random: Stupid gimp

by ph1LL September 19, 2010

Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023

Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 04, 2009

jesus christ on rye

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

by RoundElephant September 12, 2007

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 09, 2009

JESUS CHRIST BANANAS

basicly a goofy way of saying holy shit

"JESUS CHRIST BANANAS dun scare meh like dat!!!"

by KityKat October 21, 2007

Lord Jesus Christ

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

by God-bless-you April 12, 2007