Jessie

A pretty girl who is crazy and wierd but never fails to make you laugh. She’s a big bitch though so don’t make her mad because Jessie’s tend to have long nails and , will, without hesitating dig their nails into you. She is very entitled and will freak the fuck out if you don’t give her what she thinks she deserves.

Kelli: I saw that crazy bitch Jessie today.

Brad: Did she scratch you? She scratched me when I didn’t give her my chicken nugget.

by Idoitchickennugget12 March 4, 2020

Jessie

Cunt bag, and has sex with everyone

Jessie is a cunt bag.

by Bbbbnnnidhdbdbhr March 14, 2019

Jessie

A girl who is more concerned about past events/people/music/movies/culture then the present day, is highly passionate about music, only eats food that others cannot identify/pronounce, only digs men that are 2-3 times her age, and frequently appears to need fashion advice DESPERATELY.

She's been acting like such a Jessie lately...should we sign her up for What Not To Wear?

by Janis R. January 25, 2009

Jessie

A total fucking Canadian piece of shit!

He is such a cock sucking Jessie.

by Seudononomys December 3, 2016

Jessie

jessie's are usually nice and wonderful, but can be backstabbing and rude!

(person 1): who's that?
(person 2): jessie

(person 1): oh that explains it!

by horsenikon December 7, 2015

Jessie

Jessie is the supreme cool kid and nothing can change that

U see Jessie over there, yeah, she’s the supreme cool kid

by SacDragon July 6, 2020

Jessie

Jessie is a hoe who will build a relationship and knock you down like building blocks. She is a sexual addict who will do anything to cum. She is a hoe 💯💯 she is snotty asf and think she is better than everybody else even though she is not

I found a Jessie sitting in the corner fisting herself.

by Trent is fucking beast February 10, 2018