jerkin at perkins

v. to wack off in the world famous pancake house, also known as Perkins

man the pancakes smothered in syrup looked so good, i couldnt resist so i had to start jerkin at perkins

by rob c February 13, 2005

dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.

Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.

by feces2 January 27, 2008

jerkin' the nerkin

Euphemism for male masturbation.

I walked into my dorm room and there was my roommate jerkin' the nerkin on my computer.

by A Rest Stop in January 31, 2007

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

herkin and jerkin

In a nervous state, one who moves his/her neck about, as if independent from the body, in a circular eratic motion.

Do you see the way he was herkin and jerkin when the boss came in?

by Col. Clark March 7, 2008

jerkin the merkin

jacking off

why were u jerkin the merkin

by koo gui July 17, 2009

jerkin off

jerkin off is a young guy's favorite pastime.

It's "No-Nut November", so I haven't been jerkin off, but when do, I'm really gonna cum a bucket!

by eda-skip November 21, 2022