by Sexycat201 March 16, 2017
The most jealous person on the planet! They will love and adore you but as soon as someone comes around and they can be very ugly they will freak out and call you out for cheating. He also is bad at choosing good friends and can’t speak up for himself. If you meet a Jeffrey be their friend but don’t fall in love with him
by Ifyk yk December 12, 2019
The act of slapping another individual's face with one's dick after being vomited on or pooped on while receiving a blow job or performing anal sex with that individual as a form of punishment.
That girl shat all over my dick so I gave her the Jeffrey.
While she was deep-throating me, she vomited on my dick, so I gave her the Jeffrey.
While she was deep-throating me, she vomited on my dick, so I gave her the Jeffrey.
by dawgystylez90210 September 07, 2011
A fake ass white boy who thinks he has a big dick but we all know he has a tiny little noodle with two tic tacs attached.
by Weretolop December 22, 2017
by CreatureNight22 June 13, 2011
A Finely rolled blunt, dutch, or cigar to perfection. The contents can range from marijuana, the finest tobaccos, or elicit drugs. The euphoria you feel from smoking a Jeffrey will leave you happy, with intense feeling of pleasure, and a state of shock and awe.
by SsTtUu June 20, 2011
A Word for a man who lives doon the burn, living merely on a diet of kinder surprise's and jaffa cakes but never potatoes, he occasionaly ventures to reniston to visit his fither, george the problem solver and brother, the dog man of reniston. Rumour has it that he has a fish trap set up in the shire of galasheils, just across from asda, but this is just a rumour theres no known proof to mankind to back it up. Sometimes on a summers night when its a full moon, you can hear him playing his saxaphone sitting on a bale.
by Cronemeister June 21, 2011