Jacoon Oralketchup

Jacoon Oralketchup, someone so confusing you can't tell if he's a farmer or a raccoon. On one hand, he loves humping his tractor and plowing away with his hoe. On the other hand, he'll eat and steal food from anything that opens, from your house to your asshole. These 2 sides create a cycle where he'll farm in the morning, steal in the afternoon, and cement(cum all over the place) indefinitely at night with all 8 balls.

MOM! Tyler got sprayed by a Jacoon Oralketchup! He's stuck in this white stuff!

by SexyBoy8673 May 30, 2020

Jagoogala

Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

How many bones are in the human body?

"Jagoogala!"

by Jagoogala August 21, 2011

jahobadoba

Originating from the mayans, A Jahobadoba is someone who wears green during some electronical class, but not generally, some who has a farm and lives by a lake. exp. (some kind lake related with archery) it usually only works once, but if you type gay family on google (if it shows your house you are a jahobadoba) this word is a shorter version of jamoca pocahontis which means the same as jahobadoba.

Dude 1: that alanna girl is a total jahobadoba
Dude 2; dude i was thinking that same exact thing

by Isaacly May 18, 2008

jaboogaly

An humanoid bipedal alien, it is usually darker skinned than humans and has very small eyes. They are found on the Planet Jaboog, and they mate by having the Alpha Male Jaboogaly dig himself a large hole in the ground, then after a few days of releasing pheromones into the atmosphere every single female jaboogaly is in the hole. After all the females are in the hole the alpha make exploades in a hellstorm of pleasure and reproductive juices. the leftover reproductive juices spawn the next generation of Jaboogaly. Jaboogaly hives have begun popping up on earth in places such as Japan, China, and a few small ones in America and across the world. the Average Jaboogaly can only be killed by a grain of rice to the heart or an Atomic Blast

I was lucky to be alive, a jaboogaly jumped me, luckily i had my rice gun.

by Craft0292 December 6, 2007

jabooty

1)term used to describe a desirable booty, or backside.
2)short for "your booty"

It's not ja beauty, it's jabooty!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

Jabooda

Jabooda is one of those things that can be alot of things, often related to things like 'whatchamacallit, thingamajig' and so on.. But Jabooda is a deeper kind of 'thing', an almost spiritual unknown, much more precious than any 'thingamajig'. Next time you have one of those profound, enlightening, deep thoughts that actual words cannot convey the beauty or importance of, just describe it as Jabooda to yourself, and friends.

That show the other night blew my mind, Jabooda style!

by slot001 May 17, 2007

jabooed

To be kicked out of a group or organization, being a total fag that no one likes. Then crying like a little baby begging to get back in the group or organization that he was kicked out of.

Im glad that we jabooed that fag off our team. He didnt pull his weight and complained all the time. Ya he cried for like 10 minutes to be let back in, but he got cockslammed.

by Saint712 June 27, 2007