Jaden

Jaden is a massive apple munching neck smacking destroyer of planets, He understands nothing, nothing to do with anything but apples. He sits on his chair all day and eats 5-100 apples a day. He causes droughts in apple prone regions and should never, under any circumstance should he be left free. He is also connected to the legendary Alfroc

RUN A JADEN WITH AN APPLE

by Whoomst Giraffe February 7, 2018

Jaden

A sexy boy that is usually black. He loves a strong girl. He loves being outside. Has the best kisses in history. Sexy and a six pack. A Jaden Smith has a deep voice and loves to swim.

Girl 1: look , its a Jaden.

Girl 2: how is he?
Girl 1: listen for his voice. Have you seen him swim?

by Charlie Burgess July 5, 2017

Jaden

A sexy fucking bitch, proud kween. I know you want to be me hahaha also I’m a lil depressed

Damn Jaden is such a thiccy I wish I had that fat ass

by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019

Jaden

Everyone loves her, shes so sexy and hot shes a godness and the best stripper every shes so fine all the guys her . shes a Brittany spears and can b a slut when needed too

OHHH dAMN look at herrr thats a jaden

i was at the club and i ran into a stripper named jaden

by animalfur1569 January 28, 2011

Jaden

He is a guy with a massive penis and is amazing, cute, smart and fun to be around and is very good sex.

Jaden is such a freak.

by Biggdik July 21, 2019

Jaden

He is gay

Jaden is gay

by Mr dr apex 21 June 10, 2019

Jaden

A name that generally indicates that someone has a BBC

Imma call Tyrone "Jaden" from now on

by Pvssylover January 6, 2017