Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018
an attractive brunette who has literally no time to play sports but has time for minecraft. the opposite of most female bronxvillians, she tried to play a couple sports and failed miserably. tis true. has alternating best friends but her main one moved to a different school. her fears include people, authority, and tangled hair.
johanna rabsey
by stare@dabooty December 16, 2013