jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

jaded reality by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jaded Alice 

A word for a girl who is cynical and was born in the nineties.

She's a Jaded Alice.

Jaded Alice by NotJoshDun April 9, 2019

get jaded

when a girl let a guy bust a nut on her face

*kaplow!* "GET JADED!!!!"

get jaded by tigolbitties13 June 11, 2012

Faded Jaded 

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

Faded Jaded by JAMF43 May 18, 2009

getting jaded 

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

getting jaded by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013

My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good

You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero

My Jaded Hero by KKKKK October 31, 2005

jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.

jessica jaded is going straight to the top.

jessica jaded by jaia December 31, 2007