phuongie-itis

scared of:
- door handles
- school lock
- darkness
- moths
- birds
- thunder
- ghost
- snakes
- insects
- flying things, UFO?
- heights
+ MORE childish stuff

aka. p-itis, pee-itis, lil sp-itis

- 'OH NO I HAVE BEEN HIT BY PHUONGIE-ITIS!'
- 'ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN HAVE PHUONGIE-ITIS'

by cute edward cullen March 16, 2009

Costco-itis

A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.

Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago

by Chunkyc September 19, 2006

Paris-itis

Parisitis or Paris-itis is the unfortunate series of circumstances during which an adolescent (usually female) becomes exposed to and contracts the Paris virus (I don't mean syphilis) and begins to emmulate a certain spoiled Hilton family member. The individual is then refered to as a Paris-ite or, more commonly, a Parasite.

"Hey Benson, did you see that girl in the Prada sunglasses yelling at the waiter?" "Sure did Lushman, looks like someones contracted Paris-itis."

by RLush November 29, 2007

aftersex-itis

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007

Cy-itis

The disease of failing to spell words correctly or not using any form of tense.

The term was coined by "Drizzle" on 8wayrun.com after a user, CrazyYoshimitsu, raped the english language for all it was worth.

Javachat Guy 1: Hye guys did you see the new mvioe.
Javachat Guy 2: Dude you have a bad case of Cy-itis.

by Osmoses_Jones April 8, 2009

Ipadkid-itis

Ipadkid-itis is a disease and sickness caused by being around children 3-8 years old that have the disease. Symptoms are eating chips while on an ipad and rubbing ur hands on the iPad and scratching the ass and coughing

Addison has tested positive for iPadkid-itis, Addison will recover at age 11-13

by Toilethoneycheerios March 19, 2022

Rusnak-itis

The incurable disease due to the abuse that is associated with working at the Taj Mahal. A symptom is often dreading returning, especially after a long weekend, vacation, or leave of absence.

God damn it man this Rusnak-itis is so bad I would rather clamp my testicles in a vice than return to work.

by Dickfingers69420 May 11, 2021